Mars Attracts is a theme park management sim set in the iconic universe of Mars Attacks™
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Build rides, hire and train staff, manage guest needs, and most importantly - abduct humans to serve as the star attractions! Craft the perfect park to appeal to your Martian guests, but don’t forget to keep your humans’ needs met too - the hideous enclosed-brained Earthlings can be prone to escape!​
BUILD YOUR PARK
Take on the role of a Martian park builder and confront the challenge of theme park management — craft the perfect red planet tourist attraction, complete with human enclosures, death-defying rides, and a carefully selected range of amenities.
BRING IN GUESTS
Martians want to visit a park that lets them observe those fascinating humans up close. Balance human happiness with guest satisfaction. Design ever more elaborate attractions while also keeping an eye on your limited budget. You won’t last long if you can’t turn a profit.
HUMANITY ON DISPLAY
Humans come in all shapes, sizes, and bounciness. Employ advanced Martian technology to procure humans from across their historical periods – from Ancient Rome to the Wild West – and build the perfect habitat to ensure they have no idea they ever left.
CONTROL YOUR CAPTIVES
Humans may all look the same, but new research suggests that each one has their own unique personality. Remember to tailor enclosures to appeal to each human’s preferences – or else you may find yourself dealing with an enraged human terrorizing your beautiful park.
RESEARCH TO ADVANCE
For centuries, Martian explorers have scoured the galaxy for signs of intelligent life. So far, no luck. Nevertheless, there is much to be learned by studying human behavior. Maximize their happiness to enlighten your guests on the mysteries of this strange culture, or push your captives to the limit and see what breaks. For scientific purposes, of course
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